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WoadWage |
It's the latest craze in the world of Scrabble ®
What is Woadwage?
Woadwage is a Scrabble
variant played on the Super Scrabble board (which contains six more rows
and columns than the standard Scrabble board, and has Quadruple-Letter
and Quadruple-Word squares). It uses the 200-tile set that comes
with Super Scrabble (which is not the standard 100 letters doubled - the
distribution is more fine-tuned). Two to six players can play.
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Club Records
The following are various documented Woadwage records for our club and its friends who play with our members on-line.
We have no idea if there are any known "world records" that correspond to these records, as Woadwage is still very new.
So for now, we make no claim as to what the "real" records may be, but these are what you can shoot for in our inner circle.
Highest individual game score 2100 – Colleen (honorable mention: 2072 - Bob) Highest individual score in a 3-player game 1337 - Bob Highest individual score in a 4-player game 1202 - Pete Highest individual score in a 6-player game 551 - Jay Highest
combined game score (2 players) 3174 – Bernie & Bob Highest combined game score (3 players) 2865 - Jon, Jay, Debbie Highest combined game score (4 players) 3143 - Pete, Margaret-Rose, Debbie, Bernie Highest bingo score 482 - Bob (honorable mention 434 - Colleen (twice) and Bob (tie) ) - the 482 point play was a quadruple-triple CLOZESEX. Highest non-bingo score 378 – Bob Largest winning margin 1180 - Bob (honorable mentions: 1129 - Bob, 1120 - Bernie) Largest winning margin in a 3-player game 539 - Pete Largest winning margin in a 4-player game 468 - Pete Largest winning margin in a 6-player game 168 - Jay Highest tie score during a two player game 1549 - Bernie & Bob Highest tie score during a three player game 737 - Debbie & Bob Highest tie score during a five player game 461 - Bernie & Bob Tightest 2 player game - tie game, 1303-1303 - Bob & Bernie Tightest 3 player game - 30 point spread between first and last - Bob, Matt and Jay Tightest 4 player game - 56 point spread between first and last - Pete, Debbie, Bernie & Eileen Lowest scoring play - 4 points - Bernie Most turns starting the game without a bingo 5 - Bernie Most consecutive bingos in a game 10 - Debbie Most non-connected tiles played through for a bingo 4 - Bob Most points for a two "word" play (hooking one letter on an existing "word" to make a new legal play of 2 new words.... 106 points - Bob (This was done by hooking a U at the end of JUDGEREC (JUDGE + REC) to form JUDGERECU (JUDGER + ECU), while playing ELFSMUT perpendicular to JUDGEREC) Longest "word" - 16 letters - Bob (played NOSTRIL front hooked onto UNBRAIDED (UN + BRAIDED) to make NOSTRILUNBRAIDED (NOSTRIL + UNBRAIDED) |
Please send in new verified records as well as new categories (such as lowest winning score, highest combined score for 3 or 4 players, biggest comeback - Bernie had one around 300 points, but I don't have the exact number -... send whatever you can think of. ) Also send in funny, cute, or otherwise interesting plays where your two words make some sense together as a phrase. Bernie had a really funny one that can't be posted. It was too dirty. The internet might collapse if we use it. Send things to be posted here to: |
How new is Woadwage?
New enough (in our club, anyway) that none of the records above are likely to still be standing by the end of the year. The smart money says that the names Pete and Bernie are very likely to be prominently featured in the records section by the time the new year rolls around. Send any suggestions for this page to the email address listed above. |
Amusing Woadwage Plays
Some of these plays take some thought to figure out just why they are amusing: PIGVOMIT WETSLUTS JISMLOAD ASSTURDS LICKRUMP SUQDONG SEXDRIVE COXSEMEN DONGSLOP TUGCUM JISMCOME DONGCLIT HOSEMUFF AVOIDSUPERTAX GETAHEAD MEMOREX HOEBEAUX NAKEDBUNS GETSTUCK BARFSICK WETLEZ SEXCRAZY TWATDIVE SEXROBOT ANALTOY MILKSTIT PISSBREW BADODORS GIJO JOCKABS CLITGROIN CLEANNUTS SUQDRY ANALCLIT RUBGAILY CLITDYKE WETSBED BOINKDOG HUNGMUTT VAGICRAB SITDOGIE UNIONREP POPTART THANKGOD DRYWIT FINDYETI RECONSPY FLYJET COXUP GRABSELF COXAFLOP TWATGERM SNOTPUL MOONHAM ANALMOON QATVOMIT ETABUG WOADMAP CUMQAT GOLLYGIE AUTOBANI PARKRIDE BIRDNEST LAMEIDEA HUNTDEER ZIPFLY FILMCREW TRENDSET BUMCIG MOJORISE JOBHIREE CONJOB COWSPIE SLUTGRAVY HALOWHEEN POOREEKS JERKOFF PORKYBES RIDETWAT BLOWFUSE MAILROOM OPENHERE BEDTIME MAKELOVE OURGANG STIRFRY OATFIBER HOTSEATS CLEFTONE COMBEDDO FORDVANS SHITRUNS WARMCUNT OGLETITS RAISEKIDS GRAVEROB GULFWARS RADIOSOS GOATPISS SWINEPOX DOGSFANNY DOGCHOWS PLOWGALS BITEASS HOELOVE SLAPPEDTOT BESTCRAP GETOFF HAREMAIL QATCHOW QIHONES QIWE TOMGRRRL PASSQI WALLNUT HOTNOVAS TEAABOIL FEALGUID LEZSYRUP WHOREJUS LEZBORER CACAPORN SUQOFFED MOOSEPEE CUNTPIE ASSWOUND ASSMOULD OILSLICK KENDOLLS WETVAC YESVOTES BREAKTOE ICETEAS BEACHBUM WILDSINS REELSEXY GETSSEX WINKCAME SUQIT DILDOME BOINKROD HELDBUTT PEEPDENS FORDAUTO TOMGREEN GOATTURD MOORASS UNDOPAST GETSNUMB LEGHERTZ ODORTOES WELLCOME ACEDEUCE MORMON RUDEFART INUREBUT ERNALLOT DAMPWHET ONDIET PENNYBAG DOGABUSE MAREGONAD CUTEBUST BANKBONDS NITEDARK EXCONN NOHHELP WHOAFEET CHOIRBOY UNDEADROT OOZEZIT SPURTROD YOUGO NOEND EATWORDS ETALIEN BATHWASH MYWOUNDS DUHOKAY SCABGLOP ZIPBRRR DEORGASM DOGCRIES MEATPOLE JETBARF EYECRIED EGGEDHEAD DAMNSOUR FIXEDTOYS SLAPBUTT COOKBEEF MEATRIBS ZAGNUT ASSENTER TROUTROE PANDACUB TREELEAF MODTWO COOLCARS WINESALOON FILMEDIT CEPTICK HARDHOSE PATSBUT HOGSTEW HIMODD PENISMAN PORNSEXT SPEWCREW SOURJISM TIDYFAGS HOWNUTTY FIRTHLUV ABUTFAG HEFTYTAX FOILEPEE RERANRUN MESSDIRT MESSYMEN STUDSIZE DILDOSEX SUQYEW COXLICKS HOLYJISM SNOTMOSS SHOTSNOT YOUCANT EYESFLIRT QUIETSEA FUNAMUSE GUTCRAMP WOOLYAPE DOWNHILL THRUGATE ICETEA WINEKEG MENDROAD FLATROAD HEHALTED BESTHANDS ASSJOB GAMEOVER LIVEGERM MICECATS SUQDRY GUIDEMUT JESTLI DUCKSWAN MEETBALL STARROLE WETWATER MOUNTHER NUDECOED ANARMFUL SWEETONE GAYTEENS MINDWENT THEDREAM OURWAE NUTRENDS TOXICALE TOEATOEA PETWILLY LURIDSEX CRABGAMB BUTTOUCH SOLIDTIN NUNGOY SHARPENRAZING OWEDDIME POORSEAT BEDREST BOYTRIED DIETDRUG PIERBOAT TEEBONES TWAINFIN TROWGRIT DOEMATED ASSPORNO FUNCREAM RUSTYAXE SOBRAINY ZITIHERO RHINORIB INCHDUDE EARMALE COZSCAGS AYLID RABATEAR BEERCATS HARRYMEL RAHRALLY AGCATTLE CYANCOIF NATALTOT BOXCRAMP FOGAHEAD BIDSCOIN BATGLOVE ZEROGEES THUMPHOE FOLDSSOX SNACKJAR CARRAUTO CRYHAHA INLIEU COLONDIRT HOTHOUSE OMTRANCE HORNTOOT SAXTUNES ETICIT SINDEATH ELMTREE JOEHAPPY EDHWHIN EATYONI SUPNOVAE BOXKEY CANTLEND DINNERMM QUEYPOO ARKARC GATEGAIT MMMM TAJTAJ QIQI YIPYIP QATQATS ARFSARFS EUROEURO FONTFONT CORECORE MINTMINT PENTFIVE ZEBUTURF WARMRUNT EATPIGGY TEMPTME FOODZITI VANLINES SADFUNNY TAKEGIVE JUNQI DRYMATZA TASTYFRESHEN PIEGRAPH FOOTWART AGEEOGEE BROADASS HALOSNUN LURIDZIT CASEIDEA ANERICE ASIF HOHM DRYOWT DRYICY RETAKEIT ROCKDONG FEMDISH MOUEPOUT TEECADDY THROBTIT BODFLESH HEELFEET GOGOCARS REDSCENT NUDEWARS ONIONION HOOFYAUD KAFAX ITSWOAD |